You feel very in love , you get a little frisky then you envelope/ swallow the GRENADE and you have a ticking time bomb ready to pop in 9 months and people then say you have become a monster, a cranky , emotional crying monster. Then the hubby’s blame everything that happens to you on the hormones. Do you want to know what I think? I think its the daddies that are the hormones. Think about it every time you acted like a crazy person when you were pregnant or if you are pregnant now its because someone did something stupid and thats someone most of the time is a MAN. It is true. I have my own stories but I’ll leave that for larra hon in dis ride lol. As a result of this I am going to put together a list for daddies , this is what you should do to survive the Crazy 9’s
Listen well well , listen good , listen all the damn time.
.2. Remember what she said, when you were listening.
If she says please don’t wear perfume because it makes me sick , please remember and act on what she has said. Don’t wear the bloody perfume.
.3. Be selfless
She is growing a human being and believe it or not its tough work and its just for 9 months, so for 9 months it won’t be such a bad thing to focus on her, be sensitive to her needs , be easy on her. Help her with the chores , give her back rubs, tell her she’s pretty, tell her she’s sexy and she doesn’t really waddle like a penguin.
.4. Care about the things she cares about
If she tells you to read a bunch of pregnancy books , please read them. Download pregnancy apps on your phone , follow her for her Dr’s appointments , list out baby names with her. Be excited when she talks about the baby and follow her when she’s shopping.
Don’t forget she still loves you she is just tired and cranky , be there for her and after the baby is here and after her 6 weeks post partum check, she will say thank you the errmmmm proper way.
If there is anything I left out , let me know and Inside moomas if you are going crazy you can talk to me Temilola@ftmbaby.com
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